Pourquoi tu gaches ta vie?

Here’s Speeeee for number four! My dear, handsome rogue. I love the French language and culture, and you can bet that I’d be trying to get him to teach me shit in French. God knows a giant chunk of my music playlist consists of French songs, but fuck me running if I can actually pronounce the lyrics right.

If you’re curious, the translation for the above caption put together is, “MY GOD! Your children are ugly!”

I am sophisticated.